Wednesday, January 13, 2010

My Day in Quotes

STUDENT: "Did you leave my game open?"

ME: "Yes, it's still open."

STUDENT: "Good, because I'd hate to have to call your parents and get you s'pended. Then who would play wif me?"

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STUDENT: "Miss Dooley, can I make a suggestion?"

ME: "Sure thing."

STUDENT: "Zip it!"

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STUDENT: "Mr. Dooley? I mean -- Miss Dooley?"

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Also, why do students never aim for the trash can -- or at least the linoleum floor -- when they get sick? Why must they aim for the beautiful, brand-new alphabet rug?

3 comments:

Sharkbytes said...

Hi Sara- Fun blog. Just stopped over from Accentuate

Jonathon Arntson said...

Weird.

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