STUDENT: "Did you leave my game open?"
ME: "Yes, it's still open."
STUDENT: "Good, because I'd hate to have to call your parents and get you s'pended. Then who would play wif me?"
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STUDENT: "Miss Dooley, can I make a suggestion?"
ME: "Sure thing."
STUDENT: "Zip it!"
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STUDENT: "Mr. Dooley? I mean -- Miss Dooley?"
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Also, why do students never aim for the trash can -- or at least the linoleum floor -- when they get sick? Why must they aim for the beautiful, brand-new alphabet rug?
3 comments:
Hi Sara- Fun blog. Just stopped over from Accentuate
Weird.
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